Root Beer Cows

If cows gave root beer instead of milk, i would be upset. I strongly dislike root beer, and even though milk isn't the best, its better than root beer. With no milk, we would all be calcium deficient and everyone would osteoperosis, you know that disease where people have bone loss. If it really rained cats and dogs, we would all be bruised and scratched. Cats hate water and dogs, and i have a feeling they would take it out on people. The world wouldn't be too great.